This world is going to Hell

sleepykirby:

rudebiboy:

cinnapeaches:

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

(via toutes-choses-egales)

katedrawscomics:

timetraveldean:

You need to watch this, basically almost all nursing homes here in Portugal are doing the bottle flip challenge and it’s the best thing ever. Here’s one of the videos

the only acceptable dabs

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tymorrowland:
“i have never wanted to live more than before i read this
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tymorrowland:

i have never wanted to live more than before i read this

(via groinclown)

llcoolade:

totallyfubar:

Pro tip for adulting: being late isn’t a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize you’re gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology when you get there. The thing people really don’t like about lateness is that it seems like the other person doesn’t value their time, and since calling shows that you value their time, that leaves only the mild inconvenience of waiting a bit for them to deal with

this is 100% true. Calling ahead to let them know you’ll be late is 100000x better than just showing up late without any notice. Everyone has been late before so most of the time they’ll understand being late. Just don’t make a habit of it

(via willandjem)

gallivantingfox:

exeggcute:

when people try to talk about how honey is supposedly unethical because we’re stealing the bees’ food I’m just like, genuinely curious if you’re aware that the honey we eat is the result of beekeepers raising colonies and harvesting the excess honey while making sure the bees are all good and fine, and that the honey you buy at the store is from a farm and not just like going into the woods and sticking your hand in a beehive like a bear in a cartoon and stealing the wild bees’ honey

Not to mention, beekeepers go to extensive lengths to ensure the health of their hives. The hive boxes and frames are planned out to be an ideal home for bees (which is why they stay). We throw up electric fences to protect the bees from bears and other predators. We check and treat for disease-carrying mites, clear out beetles and other harmful pests…
Beekeepers put a lot of time, effort, and money into ensuring the hives receive the proper care. We don’t take any honey until the bees have built up their winter stores (which, in my climate, takes about 3 deep boxes). Then what we do take is from the top boxes where they store excess honey.

(via willandjem)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

compactpersiansociopaths:

Someone: Harley Quinn is straight and only in love with the Joker!!

Me: ?

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Just look at these heterosexual gal pals literally having sex with each other right there on panel

Just like all straight women who are just really good Platonic Friends do

This is so straight oh my gosh

(via ruinedchildhood)

kaijew:
“ goodnight sweet prince
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kaijew:

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goodnight sweet prince

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jehovahhthickness:

lion:

Accurate 😂

If he called me telling me he’s gonna be late, I’ll be in lingerie. 🤓

(via almondkittie)

amuzed1:

candiikismet:

jc-drawings:

royal-piece-of-shit:

carm3lsunday:

ifonlytherewassomeoneouttherewho:

best-days-of-my-flerm:

kristoffbjorgman:

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…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

holy fucking shit

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

Fucking genius

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Bitch, EVEN THE CREDITS??

THIS DUDE JUST MADE GIFS OF ENTIRE MOVIES HOLLY SHIT

I JUST GOT MY ENTIRE LIFE! πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎ

My childhood in one gifset πŸ’œ

(via hand)

pseudocoding:

the rest of the planetary system is like fuck you

(via ruinedchildhood)